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Showing posts with label Funny. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Funny. Show all posts

Funny Paper Works
by Dark Light in , ,

Today when I was surfing through the net, I found this funny artistic paper works. I don't know where the writer got it but if you do, do tell me yeah? All of them is funny, but the last one is the best! Ahahaha~~~




|| Now Listening: Muse - Blackout ||
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The Take is Over, now Party time!
by Dark Light in , , ,

Just finished my last paper today and baby, we're gonna party tonight. But, if you asked me about the papers... err... Ok. Here's a quick review on what happened.

First paper, Mass Transfer- It's very **Cough**. If something like this continues...

Second paper, Fluid Flow- Why this is happening?! **Cough Badly**

Third paper, Energy Balance- Wow! It's look damn eas--**Cough Blood**

Fourth paper, Academic English- I think I can handle this... **Raising eyebrow** Err... maybe.

Final paper, Biotechnology for Engineers- Walauwei~~~ It's something good insid-- **Vomit blood** x_x

So, that sums up on what's going on in this two weeks of exam.

Trivia: On the last day of the final, the most interesting happened!

#1: Record breaking- about 20-30 pupils of chemical engineering went to the toilet during the exam!

#2: Personal record breaking- Muhammad Syahmi for 3 times "attending" the toilet. Followed by Naim (2 times)

p.s.: Is there some hidden notes in the toilet?

|| Now watching: Nicholas Cage- Bangkok Dangerous ||
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The Craziest Thing I've Ever Done Before Exam
by Dark Light in , , , ,

Yup, it's examination week and tomorrow (today) suppose to be my first paper. Yet, USM is having blackout for 8 'long and hot' hours, so me and my friends decided to go to our friends house at Penang. Our intention was purely to find a cold and comfy place to study for the paper (Yup, I'm not lying!). But yes, who didn't think about the sweet stuff that my friend have in her home... it's a... wait... Rewind <<.

Let's start the story on 2nd of November... We all aware of the blackout, and it's clearly said that it'll be 10 a.m. to 6 p.m.. So around 9.30 a.m., we were messagging each other to get ready. But Saufi says that it would be to early to go. Here is some (ok, all) of our conversation...

X Freemen: wake up!!!!
X Freemen: hah
X Freemen: there you are
X Freemen: hurry up and get ready

Oh, I should mention here, he's the one who's waking up late.

Saufi: are we on?
Me: of coz
Saufi: the electricity looks fine to me..
Me: just wait la
Me: they probably already at the grid line
Me: or
Me: do you want to wait until the blackout?
Me: then we'll roll out
Saufi: ok2
Saufi: wait up, i'll take a bath
Me: hurry

After awhile...

X Freemen: ready yet?
Saufi: what's the rush?
Saufi: wait until the electricity's gone.
Me: hmm
Me: ok2
Me: let's just put it this way
Me: blackout
Me: everybody gather at cafe
Me: ok?
Saufi: if the blackout at 1 p.m.
Me: there
Me: then?
Saufi: that's perfect..
Me: ok2
Me: 10.50 a.m. or blackout
Me: which one comes first
Me: we go
Me: how 'bout that?
Saufi: that's it
Me: ok

By the time we was chatting, it was already 10.30 a.m. and still no blackout. So we wait until which came first; the blackout or 10.50 a.m.. Then when 10.50 a.m come, miracles happens. Both of our call came at the same time! I felt like a wizard somehow... Ahhahaha...


So we begin our journey to the promised land...


Then Naufal stumble upon this billboard- which happens we got a friend named Bob and also a smoker. Ahahaha~~~ :D



Everything was fine before Zohor prayer. All of us studied with not a lot of interuptions (most of it from Naim).



This is happen when you are in exam week.



And this is the main reason for us to be there! Nyahahaha~~~ It's Playstation 2!!!

And our main dish for this is Guitar Hero III. Hehehe... my skill are getting better! Then we play D.O.N. (which stands for Dragon Ball, One Piece and Naruto) [Picture above is us playing it] and Bleach (I chose Kenpachi whoa!! The game even got BanKai!)

And yes, after Asar, I spend most of my time playing those games rather than study. Actually I already ecpect this is going to happen (more like I planned to). So I play and play until Maghrib.

At 8 p.m. we head back to our boring life at USM... Continue to study..study...and more study... Errghh~~~

And today was my first paper and yes, the consequenses of too much playing around were paid well. I spend most of the time staring at the ceiling hoping the answers written there. Aaa~~~ I'm doomed~~~!!! Kampei~~~!!

|| Now Listening: The Crystal Method- Name of the Game ||
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The Funny Dinnertime Story
by Dark Light in ,

Last night my friends and I went for dinner at a place called Tomyam B****** (I refused to share the name because it’s a special place and don’t want to many people there). Like I said, when we arrived, there’s nobody there (of course the workers are there, I meant customers!) and we ordered. I ordered my one and only menu each time that I’ve went for dinner- Nasi Goreng Daging Merah + Telur Dadar + Watermelon Juice. But one of my friend, Ain is very fuzzy about her order, (hey, don’t blame me) and it took awhile to finish. While waiting for the food, we had a little conversation (OK, you know what? Ain is there, it wasn’t a little)…


The conversation started when we discussed about one of our course mates, Christine that loves daydreaming. Here is some of the conversation…


Naim: There is nothing wrong about daydreaming…

Naufal: Hey, she’s not only daydreaming, she kinda image it- like where she gonna get married and stuff.

Naim: That’s what we called planning the future… I think I’ll do the same. Why not I just wait for someone to propose me after the graduation?

Ain: Yeah. Why don’t you post an ad in the newspaper about that?

Saufi: Wait, you can do it on your own blog… Why not?

Me: Hah! You can put the title- ‘Handsome Man Looking for Wife’. Add some more descriptions, what kinda girl do you want?


All of us laugh. Then I add some more...


Me: Hey, why don’t you sell yourself on E-Bay?


Big laugh fills the restaurant. I’m glad that when we did that there is only one couple with their little baby (and again, the workers). Ain started to take photos of Naim. And sent me the picture… What did I do with that? Hey, I meant what I said. So this is it…



After that, (oh, did I forget something? Ain is riding her motorcycle with Wani. The four of us take Naufal’s car) while on the car, Naim again thinking about what would be the topics he want to discuss in his blog. Out of nowhere he started to ask us riddles.


Naim: What cow did everyone is looking for?

Naufal: Umm… Aaa… no idea.

Me: I know this one, lemme answer it.

Naim: If you know, you should keep quiet.

Me: Hey, you never asked me the question before, lemme answer it! Aah~~ the answer is simple, it’s the missing cow!

Naim: Dammit! Hurmm… OK, other riddle- what kind of horse that have only two legs?

Saufi: That is easy! It’s ‘kuda kepang’!

Me: Yup, that’s it. It’s ‘kuda kepang’.

Naufal: Naim, I think you should post this on your blog- all the riddles- and let the readers answers it. There, you have something now.

Me: Geh! All of the riddles are stupid one. Why don’t give this riddle- who in our school is the laziest of all?

Naim: Damn you! (In case you didn’t know, yes, he is the laziest :P)

Naufal: Wait, wait! Don’t just answer it like that! This is interesting! I choose letter ‘A’!

Me: Wheels of Fortune, ey? Lemme continue that- Oh, there are 3 ‘A’s.

Naufal: Yeah! Again, again- I choose letter ‘Z’!

Me: Hey, don’t you forgetting something? Spin the wheel first! And don’t forget to say –“Saya putar, Halim!” (If you even watch Roda Impian, you will know).

Naufal: Oh yeah! Saya putar, Halim! - Ah! RM500! – I choose letter ‘Z’!

Me: Aah… Unfortunely, there is no ‘Z’ at all…!

Naufal: OK, Saufi, it’s your turn!

Naim: Cut it out!


Again, we laugh very hard until Naufal started to laugh like Syahmi- a well-known boy in our school that laugh like a horse. (Not kidding!) Then we continue our laughing at Naufal. It's a very unlucky day for Naim...


Finally Naim came up with an idea on his blog… It’s about….. Come on, if you are interested, you should check it out at Naim’s blog! (Dunno whether he already started on it or not, confirmed it yourself)


|| Now Listening: Jason Mraz- I’m Yours ||

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